???? – 2020retired
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“It once ran the whole fun part of the internet, and it never asked for a flashlight”
“It once ran the whole fun part of the internet, and it never asked for a flashlight”
“Checked out every source, never returned late, still missed by every paper it helped write.”
“It cut the cord so we didn't have to. Rest easy, pioneer.”
“All the groups went quiet at once, and the reply-all era ended with them.”
“The first Pro iPhone, and it earned the name.”
“No glasses needed, no invitation required — the 3D just worked, and so did it.”
“It freed VR from wires and gave us Passthrough to find the couch again.”
“The login worked everywhere except the reason you got it.”
“It untethered VR from our PCs, then quietly untethered itself from us.”
“Gone quiet in 2020, still holding everyone's opinions politely in reserve.”
“The birds flew home to Rio, and honestly, who could blame them.”
“Cord cutting never looked so good until the cord cutters outgrew it”
“Half grapefruit, half lime, all Midwest — gone in one piece after a century and a half.”
“A pie with ambition: even McDonald's couldn't keep New Zealand from loving it.”
“Your money arrived; eventually, so did the merger.”
“It kept 50,000 of your songs safe, then quietly handed the aux cable to YouTube Music”
“Version 11 at last, after twenty years of 10s. It earned the extra digit.”
“A modest revision that became a beloved classic — now folding its screens for good.”
“It gave up the 3D and kept the games — flat screen, full heart”
“A Virginian with bite; the porch is quieter now.”
“Squeezed fresh, laid to rest in a boardroom.”
“First diet cola, last to the door. The can has no warning label for heartbreak.”
“Your phone really was a PC all along. We just weren't ready to believe you.”
“The all-in-one that was, mostly, about the games all along.”