2021 – 2023retired
IPhone 13
“Good battery, better legacy — the small phone that left on its own terms.”
“Good battery, better legacy — the small phone that left on its own terms.”
“It held 300 shows and a million commutes; the playlists go on without it.”
“It drank with us once, and the internet was never the same.”
“It taught the world JavaScript one small hop at a time. Certificate pending, forever.”
“It won a Pulitzer, then the budget meeting happened.”
“Six seconds was all it needed to change everything”
“Pronounced verve, spelled VRV, remembered as both.”
“Three networks, one SⱯLTO, and a shared goodbye.”
“It saw everything, including why we weren't ready.”
“It saw you whole — all 360 degrees and seven microphones of you.”
“He ran through every level; the servers just stopped running with him.”
“It told a generation they were the coolest kid in school. Rest easy, flame emoji.”
“It showed us a better version of the page, then became the version that went away.”
“Dynamic Island now has an isle of its own.”
“Free, quiet, and dependable — the antivirus that just did its job and asked for nothing.”
“One chip, countless tears, and a legend too hot to stay on the shelf.”
“Every old game had a home here; now the house lights are off but the cartridges remember.”
“It gave the Start button back, and we forgave almost everything.”
“Small kernel, big heart: it fit in your pocket and ran the world”
“It rang up your groceries and your cash, and never once asked for a reboot mid-checkout.”
“Good enough for every letter you almost meant to format properly.”