1984 – 2025retired
HP-UX
“First to ACLs, first to love a logical volume, last out the door at 41.”
“First to ACLs, first to love a logical volume, last out the door at 41.”
“Swiped millions of times, it never once asked for small talk. Rest easy, yellow friend.”
“Blog on, old friend. Your permalinks outlived the platform.”
“The widget drawer of the living room finally closed — gently, after a very long nap.”
“A quieter corner of the internet, logged off with its servers still warm.”
“The last of the ring/silent switch, and the first to say goodbye to Lightning.”
“One year on the throne, then handed the crown to its successor and went home”
“Rented here, bought here, loved here — now your collection watches you from memory.”
“It survived every drop, spill, and quarterly review. In the end, only a rebrand could stop it.”
“It never crashed the party; it just kept the party's IT running.”
“All spice, no spice — raspberry forever in our hearts and Freestyle machines.”
“Every match, everywhere, no blackouts — gone before the final whistle blew.”
“Poured flat by fate, but never by texture.”
“It recorded everything we loved, right up until the very end.”