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Sinemia

???? — Apr 2019
murdered Confirmed · Apr 2019

“Every format, any theater, one ticket at a time — gone far too soon and far too messily.”

Sinemia was a subscription service for discounted movie-ticket plans, letting members watch films in every format imaginable — 2D, 3D, IMAX, 4DX, DBOX, ScreenX — at any theater, on any date, at any showtime. It was also the only international movie-ticket subscription service operating in the UK, Canada, Turkey, and Australia alongside the US, a reach its rivals could not match.

The dream curdled: the company's US bankruptcy filing disclosed a pending FTC investigation, and a class-action lawsuit was filed over its fees. Subscribers endured account terminations without apparent cause, demands for photo ID and social security numbers, and app errors many suspected were intentional — and curiously fixable for customers who complained loudly on Twitter. Sinemia ceased US operations on April 26,

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