???? – 1999retired
Hell.com
“One little word, one big mystery — it never explained itself, and that was the point.”
“One little word, one big mystery — it never explained itself, and that was the point.”
“It indexed the web before Google told it to; rest easy, FAST friend.”
“Daisy-chained with dignity, no hub required, still plugged in somewhere inside.”
“The only cigarette that told the truth - honesty, apparently, doesn't sell.”
“Guarana-fueled and gone too soon — even its fans filed a formal protest.”
“He fought on-screen villains, 9/11-era skepticism, and a 2016 reboot — only the reboot beat him.”
“Rolled into the studio, never out of it”
“Sixteen bits, eight audio channels, and infinite weekends on the carpet in front of the TV.”
“It slowed your voice down and sped up the holidays; no kid ever asked it to stop.”