They don't make Office Assistant anymore, and that is the problem. The people who loved it didn't stop loving it — the product just stopped existing.
Bring back Office Assistant. Even a limited run. Even a respectful revival. The fans are still here, the grief is real, and every signature below is one more person who would buy it tomorrow. Discontinued 2006 was one decision; un-discontinuing it could be another.
— filed by the fans of Office Assistant, at products.rip
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