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Microsoft Agent

???? — 2009
retired Reported · 2009

“It talked to us when few PCs dared to say a word.”

Microsoft Agent was a virtual assistant interface built on animated characters, text-to-speech engines, and speech recognition, all in service of making your computer feel like it had someone home. It traced its thinking back to Stanford's Center for the Study of Language and Information, where Clifford Nass and Byron Reeves explored social interfaces — the idea that we treat software like a person, whether it acts l

Agent came pre-installed from Windows 2000 through Windows Vista, exposed to the web as an ActiveX control, and then simply stopped being invited: Windows 7 shipped without it, and Windows 8 never fully discontinued it either. It was quietly retired in 2009's era of transitions, neither mourned by its makers nor entirely gone. Its legacy lives on in every assistant that tries to chat with us — the animated forebear o

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